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Sick and Twisted |
from UtahMountainBiking |
| Mini-posters are 10 x 8 inches, but can be scaled to larger sizes -- if you've got a printer that will handle larger paper. Each comes in a low- and high-resolution version. (The high-res versions are uncompressed at 300 dots-per-inch, designed for professional printing, and are therefore very large files.) For further info on downloading, saving the poster files, and printing, see the bottom of this page. |
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If you think this is cold, come home late
again and see just how frosty your wife can be... |
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A journey of a thousand miles begins with forgetting your patch kit. |
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The only reason I keep working here is that nobody pays me to ride my bike |
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God gave men perfect brains but then the devil added testosterone. |
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For the next 15 seconds, no useful work will be conducted here. Activity will resume after this brief daydream of Gooseberry Mesa. |
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Until you spread your wings, you'll never
know how far you can carry your broken bike |
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If you can't learn to do something well learn to enjoy doing it poorly |
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That which does not kill me, postpones the inevitable |
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To feel fear means you're still alive |
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Perhaps the purpose of your life is to serve as a warning to others |
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Hard work pays off eventually. Hard play pays off now. |
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Hold on. Saturday is coming. |
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Unscraped skin is wasted skin. Go for it. |
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My wife says if I go to Moab again she'll
leave me. I'm going to miss that fine woman. |
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The downside of being better than everyone
else is that people tend to assume you're pretentious. |
Selecting a file: Low-res files
are JPEGs (a common compressed photo format) compressed around 20%, at 150 DPI (dots per inch) and are approximately
200 KB in size. The low-res poster is recommended for dial-up modems and for plain-paper printers.
High-res versions are slightly compressed JPEG files at 300 DPI, around
1 megabyte each in size. These files are excellent for photo-quality
printing.
Downloading instructions: For low-res versions, click the download
button. Wait until the full photo appears. (Depending on your computer's
graphics settings, the poster will probably be larger than your screen.) If
you're using Windows XP, just hold the mouse over the photo until a pop-up menu
appears, then click on the File icon. Save the file onto your
computer's hard drive. (For older versions of Windows Internet Explorer,
right-click your mouse on the picture, then select "Save target
as...")
Printing instructions: We advise against printing the photo through your
web browser. Most browsers will print only a small portion of the photo, because
they don't "scale" the photo appropriately. Instead, save as many
posters as you want onto your hard drive. Then launch your favorite photo-editor
and print the posters through that program. If you have access to a wide-format printer, up-scale the
high-res version to 20 x 16 inches (use your photo
editor to scale the photo) and print it on slick paper to yield a truly
worthy poster.