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   Bad Biking           the Bruce Blues Band

12 weird biking songs, original compositions by Bruce. Yes, the CD is a real thing. Professionally reproduced in a bifold CD jacket. "Bad Biking" can be used by trail foundations and school racing teams for their fundraising.
     Go to the Bruce Blues Band's "Bad Biking" CD page

   RE: cycle               the Bruce Blues Band

Recycled versions of 14 golden oldie songs from long ago, with new lyrics about mountain biking. Great fund-raising CD! Professionally-reproduced surround-sound CD in bifold jacket. 
     Go to the Bruce Blues Band's "RE: cycle" CD page

   Bike Problem       the Bruce Blues Band

14 great classic songs mangled by the Bruce Blues Band. More fun lyrics for the die-hard mountain biker! This is our 3rd fundraising CD. Good stuff! 
     Go to the Bruce Blues Band's "Bike Problem" CD page

   Hero on the Pedals       the Bruce Blues Band

14 more great classic songs, including a bit more keyboard stuff. Most have snarky lyrics, others are almost serious. The 4th, and latest, music CD. 
     Go to the Bruce Blues Band's "Hero on the Pedals" CD page

Individual Songs!  
Play (or download) individual songs by "the Bruce Blues Band" for free! (To save a song to your device, click the mp3 file name. When the song begins, activate the menu and click Download.)

   Afternoon Ride  3:42
                   Fun song with an upbeat 1950s rock 'n roll feel...
                   AfternoonRide.mp3    (Original)
   Angry Biker (Everything Is Wonderful)  3:04
                   Life sucks. Except when you're riding your bike...
                   AngryBiker.mp3    (Original)
   Bad Mood Rising   3:16
                   A guy who bought a bike against his wife's wishes. Tune from classic Creedence...
                   BadMoodRising.mp3    (Recycled)
   Ballad of Biker Fred   2:16
                    Helmets? A warped safety lecture. Loosely based on a Kingston Trio thing...
                    BalladOfBikerFred.mp3   (Recycled)
   Big Guy on a Bike   4:09
                    Those of us who are larger have a tougher time...
                    BigGuyOnABike.mp3    (Original)
   Bike It   2:39
                    Put on your red Devo helmets for this little bike ride...
                    BikeIt.mp3    (Recycled)
   Bike Thief   3:30
                    This Trogg's cover started out as a song about the joy of biking, but it took an ugly turn...
                    BikeThiefThing.mp3    (Recycled)
   Bike Trail From Hell   3:30                                          NEW!
                    AC DC goes biking on a trail that sucks...
                    BikeTrailFromHell.mp3    (Recycled)
   Biker Blues!  2:46
                   What it's like to be way too "into" your bike. The first-ever song by the band...
                   BikerBluesPlus.mp3    (Original)
   Bikie-Q  3:59
                   Ode to a bike with a knockoff of the vintage Creedence song...
                   Bikie-Q.mp3    (Recycled)
   Biking Easy  3:29
                   Knockoff of an old Eagles song...
                   BikingEasy.mp3    (Recycled)
   Born to be Mild   3:19
                    Riding the road bike. Parody of Steppenwolf but on an acoustic guitar...
                    BornToBeMild.mp3 
  (Recycled)
   Break The Chain 
  3:54
                    By request, a specific old Fleetwood Mac song. But this doesn't sound like them at all...
                    BreakTheChain.mp3 
  (Recycled)
   Can I Buy that Bike 
  3:03
                    A fun Caribbean reggae song, as a guy pleads with his wife...
                    CanIBuyThatBike.mp3 
  (Original)
   Can't Get Enough 
  3:22
                    Can't get enough of my bike. With apologies to Bad Company...
                    CantGetEnough.mp3 
  (Recycled)
   Christmas Sucks 
  3:24
                    A young bike enthusiast has the spirit of Christmas greed...
                    ChristmasSucks.mp3 
  (Original)
   Color My World 
  3:02
                    A simple yet powerful love song - to a bike - on piano...
                    ColorMyWorld.mp3 
  (Recycled)
   Crowded Corner Canyon 
  4:48
                    Based on an old Neil Young ballad on the CSN&Y Deja Vu album...
                    CornerCanyon.mp3  
(Recycled)
   Cyclocross Women   3:06
                    Throwing a little cyclocross twist into the old Stones song...
                   
Factoid: the cowbell I use in this song was used to cheer me while I lost at CX.
                    CyclocrossWomen.mp3  
(Recycled)
   Dirt Church   3:03
                    And you thought Alice Cooper couldn't be more offensive...
                    DirtChurch.mp3    (Recycled)
   Down at the Bike Park   3:14
                    Willie and his old Schwinn are a jumpin'. Vintage Creedence...
                    DownAtTheBikePark.mp3    (Recycled)
   E-bike Hero   3:25
                    When the ebike charge is all gone... An old Eagles song gets re-purposed.
                    EbikeHero.mp3    (Recycled)
   Episode on the Bike   4:19
                    Bruce sings with the group Dinosaur Kisses for this one...
                    EpisodeOnTheBike.mp3    (based on "The Episode" by Gary Argyle)
   Every Biker Hurts   5:00
                    Playing with an old REM song here. Not sure about this one...
                    EveryBikerHurts.mp3    (Recycled)
   First Bike is the Cheapest   4:28 full version, 3:58 ver1
                   When you can't help yourself and you just keep buying more bikes...
                   FirstBikeIsTheCheapest.mp3 
 2019 full version (Recycled)
                   "First Cut is the Deepest" has been covered over 50 times. Here's another take...
                   FirstBikeIsTheCheapest-ver1.mp3 
 2018 "concert" recording (Recycled)
   Flat Tire
   3:18
                    Unlike a flat tire in a race, this old CCR song is fun...
                    FlatTire.mp3  
(Recycled)
   Gotta Ride Boogie
   3:57
                    Driving tempo for this original boogie about Utah's trails...
                    GottaRideBoogie.mp3  
(Original)
   Half the Man She Is
   4:47
                   A mountain biking husband, upstaged by his wife, is having a manhood crisis...
                   HalfTheManSheIs.mp3  
(Original)
   Heartbreak Race
   3:21
                    On the starting line, there are such high hopes...
                    HeartbreakRace.mp3  
(Recycled)
   Hey Joe
   3:19
                    On the perils of dirt jumping. This is the version Jimi Hendrix wishes he'd done...
                    HeyJoe.mp3  
(Recycled)
   I Broke My Bike  
  3:31
                    A country and western style lament. Can I borrow your bike?
                    BrokeMyBike.mp3 
  (Original)
   Joy To The World  
  3:30                                         NEW!
                    I sang this song at every college and high school in Utah. Over 500 performances.
                    So I couldn't pass up doing this Three Dog Night song as a biking ballad.
                    JoyToTheWorld.mp3 
  (Recycled)
   Mountain Bike All Night 
  3:34
                    Night biking rocks. Kiss never sounded quite like this...
                    IWannaBikeAllNight.mp3   (Recycled)
   Mr Jones 
  4:25
                    Still working on this one, but the sun has come up. So I'm just gonna leave it here
                    as a "scratch track" and go ride my bike...
                    MrJones.mp3   (Recycled from Counting Crows)
   One More Bike 
  4:35                                                               NEWEST!
                    Not everybody likes Phil Collins, but I think you'll like this...
                    OneMoreBike.mp3   (Recycled)
   Paranoid 
  2:53
                    If you don't like Black Sabbath, you'll really really hate this song...
                    Paranoid.mp3   (Recycled)
   Patchwork Bike Blues 
  3:32
                    Scrounging for old bike parts to keep that bicycle running...
                    PatchworkBikeBlues.mp3   (Original)
   Pleasant Grove 
  3:12
                    Doobie Brothers ripoff and a shameless plug for Valley Vista trails...
                    PleasantGrove.mp3   (Recycled)
   Rear Wheel Traction 
  3:50
                    Slipping and getting nowhere on your fat bike in the snow. From the old Stones song...
                    RearWheelTraction.mp3   (Recycled)
   Ride Like a Big Boy 
  4:02
                    Based on one of my favorite Creedence tunes...
                    RideLikeABigBoy.mp3   (Recycled)
   Ride Like The Wind 
  4:00
                    This was a request. A Christopher Cross song from 35 years ago.
                    RideLikeTheWind.mp3   (Recycled)
   Riding through Heaven's Door 
  4:43
                     There's Axl's cover of Bob Dylan's classic song. Then there's this...
                     RidinThroughHeavensDoor.mp3   (Recycled)
   Road Bike Hero 
  4:15
                    The classic Juke Box Hero by Foreigner becomes a road bike song...
                    RoadBikeHero.mp3   (Recycled)
   Rocks Hurt 
  4:13
                    Great song!  Remember Nazareth? And Heart's cover of Love Hurts?
                    RocksHurt.mp3   (Recycled)
   Roll on the Bike 
  4:12
                    A Fabulous Thunderbirds knockoff.
                    RollOnTheBike.mp3   (Recycled)
   Smoke on the Rotor
   3:41
                     Remember Deep Purple?  Let's see how Bruce mangles this song...
                     SmokeOnTheRotor.mp3  
(Recycled)
   Something in the Trail
   3:20
                     More finger-picking James Taylor stuff, but on electric guitar...
                     SomethingInTheWay.mp3 serious version (recycled)
                     The first version seemed way too serious. So I'm offering a second one.
                     SomethingInThe Trail.mp3
 flat tire version (recycled)
   Sweet Home ala Moab
   4:39
                     A little classic Skynard knockoff for fans of southern rock or slickrock...
                     SweetHomeAlaMoab.mp3  
(Recycled)
   Sweet Little Bike
   2:45
                     I played a lot of James Taylor stuff in my younger days...
                     SweetLittleBike.mp3  
(Recycled)
   Sweaty Petty Horse
   3:36
                     If you like horses or love country music, you'll hate this, because I trash them both...
                     SweatyPettyHorse.mp3  
(Recycled)
   Talkin Bout My Spandex Bike Shorts
   3:18               NEW!
                     The Who wrote a classic anthem for my generation. Just updating it here...
                     SpandexBikeShorts.mp3  
(Recycled)
   The Lap
   4:40                                                                NEWEST!
                     Remember The Band? Here's the endurance race version of "The Weight"...
                     TheLap.mp3  
(Recycled)
   Why Stop The Pain
   3:52
                    Reaching way back, some classic CCR. Always liked this song...
                    WhyStopThePain.mp3  
(Recycled)
   What a Wonderful Trail
   3:51
                    Louis Armstrong is an icon of American music. Here's my homage...
                    WhatAWonderfulTrail.mp3  
(Recycled)
   Wish I'd Brought a Light
   2:30
                    This was a tender love ballad. Sweet and beautiful. Then Bruce got hold of it...   
                    WishIdBroughtALight.mp3   
(Recycled from vintage James Taylor)
   Won't Hike Down    3:08
                   
My version of a Tom Petty favorite...
                    WontHikeDown.mp3  
(Recycled)
 

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Posters
Poster download  Sick and Twisted Mini-Posters that you can print yourself, or send in to a printing service for a big version. High-resolution and "quickie" versions.
Videos
Video page   A selection of our weird music videos, plus links to some of Bruce's old classic videos from very many years ago...

Bruce's YouTube Channel    All the good stuff -- around 200 trail videos!.

Wallpaper
Wallpaper selection menu  Pick from an assortment of mountain bike photos to use as your Windows background wallpaper! Yeah, most of these photos are left over from the old days, when 640x480 was a nice big display with awesome resolution. Before digital photography was even a thing. But still, here they are.