CDs and compilations!
|| Bad Biking
the Bruce Blues Band
12 weird biking songs, original compositions by Bruce. Yes, the CD is a real thing.
Professionally reproduced in a bifold CD jacket. "Bad Biking"
can be used by trail
foundations and school racing teams for their fundraising.
Go to the Bruce
Blues Band's "Bad Biking" CD page
|| RE: cycle
the Bruce Blues Band
Recycled versions of 14 golden oldie songs from long ago, with new lyrics about mountain biking.
Great fund-raising CD!
Professionally-reproduced surround-sound CD in bifold jacket.
to the Bruce Blues Band's "RE: cycle" CD page
(or download) individual songs by "the Bruce Blues Band" for free!
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Afternoon Ride 3:42
Fun song with an upbeat 1950s
rock 'n roll feel...
A Hard Day's Ride 2:45
Well, that's an obvious Beatles ripoff...
Angry Biker (Everything Is Wonderful) 3:04
Life sucks. Except when you're
riding your bike...
Bad Mood Rising 3:16
A guy who bought a bike
against his wife's wishes. Tune from classic Creedence...
Ballad of Biker Fred 2:16
Helmets? A warped safety
lecture. Loosely based on a Kingston Trio thing...
Big Guy on a Bike 4:09
Those of us who are
larger have a tougher time...
Bike Flipper 2:53
The Bruce Blues Band ruins the Beatles.
Bike It 2:39
Put on your red Devo helmets for this little bike ride...
Bike Thief 3:30
This Trogg's cover started out as a
song about the joy of biking, but it took an ugly turn...
Bike Trail From Hell 3:30
AC DC goes biking on a trail that sucks...
Biker Blues! 2:46
What it's like to be way too "into" your bike. The first-ever
song by the band...
Ode to a bike with a knockoff of the vintage Creedence song...
Biking Easy 3:29
Knockoff of an old Eagles song...
Born to be Mild 3:19
Riding the road bike. Parody of Steppenwolf but on an acoustic guitar...
Break The Chain 3:54
By request, a specific old Fleetwood Mac song. But this doesn't sound like
them at all...
Can I Buy that Bike 3:03
A fun Caribbean reggae song, as a guy
pleads with his wife...
Can't Buy A Bike 2:08
From 1964, when the Beatles still wore ties...
Can't Get Enough 3:22
Can't get enough of my bike. With apologies to Bad
Cheat Grass 5:25
Blues with an interesting bass walk: keep the woman or the bike...
Christmas Sucks 3:24
A young bike enthusiast has
the spirit of Christmas greed...
Color My World 3:02
A simple yet powerful love song - to a bike - on piano...
Crowded Corner Canyon 4:48
Based on an old Neil
Young ballad on the CSN&Y Deja Vu album...
Cyclocross Women 3:06
Throwing a little
cyclocross twist into the old Stones song...
Factoid: the cowbell I use in this song was used to cheer me while I lost
Dirt Church 3:03
And you thought Alice Cooper couldn't be more offensive...
Down at the Bike Park 3:14
Willie and his old Schwinn are a jumpin'. Vintage Creedence...
E-bike Hero 3:25
When the ebike charge is all gone... An old Eagles song gets re-purposed.
Episode on the Bike 4:19
Bruce sings with the
group Dinosaur Kisses for this one...
(based on "The Episode" by Gary Argyle)
Every Biker Hurts 5:00
Playing with an old REM song here. Not sure about this one...
First Bike is the Cheapest 4:28 full version,
When you can't help yourself and you just keep
buying more bikes...
"First Cut is the Deepest" has been covered over 50 times. Here's
"concert" recording (Recycled)
Flat Tire 3:18
Unlike a flat tire in a race, this
old CCR song is fun...
Fresh Newbie 3:30
Yeah. This could ruin your favorite Tom Petty song for you, forever...
Gotta Ride Boogie 3:57
Driving tempo for this original boogie about Utah's trails...
Half the Man She Is 4:47
A mountain biking
husband, upstaged by his wife, is having a manhood crisis...
Here I Bike Again 4:20
Left behind by my faster buddies. So here I bike again on my own...
Heartbreak Race 3:21
On the starting line, there
are such high hopes...
Hey Joe 3:19
On the perils of dirt jumping. This is the version Jimi Hendrix wishes he'd done...
I Broke My Bike 3:31
A country and western
style lament. Can I borrow your bike?
I Wanna Steal Your Bike 2:28
This is what the Beatles would sound like, if they were truly, deeply evil.
Joy To The World
I sang this song at every college and high school in Utah. Over 500
So I couldn't pass up doing this Three Dog Night song as a biking ballad.
Mountain Bike All Night 3:34
Night biking rocks. Kiss never sounded
quite like this...
Mr Jones 4:25
Still working on this one, but the sun has come up. So I'm just gonna leave
as a "scratch track" and go ride my bike...
from Counting Crows)
One More Bike 4:35
Not everybody likes Phil Collins, but I think you'll like this...
Papa's Got A Brand New Bike 2:52
Some classic James Brown, but done the Bruce Blues Band way...
If you don't like Black Sabbath, you'll really really hate this song...
Patchwork Bike Blues 3:32
Scrounging for old bike
parts to keep that bicycle running...
Pleasant Grove 3:12
Doobie Brothers ripoff and a shameless plug for Valley Vista trails...
Rear Wheel Traction 3:50
Slipping and getting nowhere on your fat bike in the snow. From the old
Ride Like a Big Boy 4:02
Based on one of my
favorite Creedence tunes...
Ride Like The Wind 4:00
This was a request. A Christopher Cross song from 35 years ago.
Riding Bikes Is My Solution 3:40
The heavy-rock band "AC-Brucie" does this ridiculous thing...
Riding through Heaven's Door 4:43
There's Axl's cover of Bob Dylan's classic song. Then there's this...
Road Bike Hero 4:15
The classic Juke Box Hero by Foreigner becomes a road bike song...
Rocks Hurt 4:13
Great song! Remember
Nazareth? And Heart's cover of Love Hurts?
Roll on the Bike 4:12
A Fabulous Thunderbirds knockoff.
Smoke on the Rotor 3:41
Remember Deep Purple? Let's see how Bruce mangles this song...
Something in the Trail 3:20
More finger-picking James
Taylor stuff, but on electric guitar...
The first version seemed way too serious. So I'm offering a second one.
SomethingInThe Trail.mp3 flat
tire version (recycled)
Sweet Home ala Moab 4:39
A little classic Skynard knockoff for fans of southern rock or slickrock...
Sweet Little Bike 2:45
I played a lot of James
Taylor stuff in my younger days...
Sweaty Petty Horse 3:36
If you like horses or love country music, you'll hate this, because I trash
Talkin Bout My Spandex Bike Shorts 3:18
The Who wrote a classic anthem for my generation. Just updating it here...
The Bikes They Are A Changin 3:29
Bob Dylan song, with a more full arrangement...
The Lap 4:40
Remember The Band? Here's the endurance race version of "The
Why Stop The Pain 3:52
Reaching way back,
some classic CCR. Always liked this song...
What a Wonderful Trail 3:51
Louis Armstrong is an icon of American music. Here's my homage...
Wish I'd Brought a Light 2:30
This was a tender
love ballad. Sweet and beautiful. Then Bruce got hold of
(Recycled from vintage James Taylor)
Won't Hike Down 3:08
My version of a Tom Petty
You Sold My Bike 4:37
Not exactly a love song, unless you count loving the lost bike.
P.S. this song is 100% fictional. My wife is a saint who supports my bike