(If it's been a few months since your last Moab outing, you know this feeling: your heart cries for sandstone and sunshine!)
My heart shall cry out for..
Let mine outcasts dwell with thee,..
(Moab is the place to go when you're feeling frustrated, unloved, or abused. Hit the rock and work it out!)
(Group rides are always more fun.)
And Balaam rose up in the morning,and saddled his ass(onto his bike seat), andwent with the princes of.
..And the mighty men's hearts inat that day shall be as the heart of a woman in her pangs.
(Another way of saying "I was so scared that I screamed like a woman.” No place like Moab to give you that feeling.)
(”Pitched” is an archaic term for “Endo.” Abel-shittim may refer to another type of "accident.")
And they pitched by Jordan,from Beth-jesimoth even unto Abel-shittim in theplains of.
Sowas subdued that day under the hand of Israel.
(Israel was a really good rider. Ever felt that you've conquered the mountain? Yeah, kickin-A in Moab!)
(Israel’s kids weren't very good riders. But if you're not bleeding, you weren't trying hard enough!)
And the children of Israel set forward,and pitched in the plains of..
..Behold, he shall fly as an eagle, and shall spread his wings over.
(This verse refers to catching gnarly air. Take flight on adrenaline wings!)
